ErnestoAM for Bureaucrat on PvZ Wiki!
How do I qualify for this position?
- I play lots of Mario games
- Like to add lots of emoticons onto the page so it can lag
- I ate pizza last night
- I have WAY over 1000 (actual: 1061) mainspace edits
- Been on that wiki for over 1 years
How will I benefit from this position?
- I will be able to ban the asses of those stupid sockpuppets
- I will be able to rule the wiki
- Everyone will love me and recognize me
- I will become a human
- I will be able to vandalize without being banned or demoted
How will you benefit from this?
- You will cherish me
- You'll get candy everyday (as far as supplies last)
- You will seem more pathetic that me
- Aliens will come from another planet and grow purple mushrooms everywhere